How to Raise a Dragon

A cynical rogue and his friends breaks into an ancient vault chasing a shortcut to power. He finds it — and loses something precious to a newly hatched baby dragon (thought to be extinct!) Now he's stuck raising an indestructible, magic-eating toddler in a world that wants her dead, sold, or weaponized. He says he's only keeping her because she has possesses what he wants. He's lying and doesn't even know it.

A dark fantasy about accidental fatherhood, terrible decisions, and learning to love something that you didn't want. Half-scripted. Half-improvised. Fully unhinged.