Double The Popcorn

Narrated Horror Series

You think there's anyone I haven't seen? Fucked around with? Followed? You think there isn't a version of you I haven't tweaked to be the very d-d-darkest you could be, with flesh in your fingernails and blood in your cheeks like a really fucked-up squirrel?

I. Have tried. Them all. And pal… they don't fucking work.