The Time Traveler's Guide to NOT Getting Caught

This is the story of how I found a time traveling watch behind a dumpster and my subsequent adventures through time as I make the world a better place…for me…and sometimes for other people as well…I mean, I have no doubt other people also benefited from the changes I made, so in some ways, it's kind of the story of how I became the greatest hero of all time…as well as a guide for any of you who might wind up finding a time machine and becoming a time traveler.