There's No Such Thing! is a childrens story by Jeanette Cottrell, who has made it available as a free digital audiobook.
Have you been losing things lately? Is your dog chasing his tail, your cell phone acting up, or your best friend acting strangely? Well, I've got news for you. A Wisky Wasky did it! Unfortunately, no one's giving him the recognition he needs. Let me tell you, that is a BIG mistake. Our Wisky Wasky's a very excitable fellow. He calls in a dragon to help him get noticed. But there's a problem with being a Wisky Wasky or a dragon in this technological world: there's no such thing!