66.6 BIZR FM is a fictional broadcast reporting on the supernatural occurrences in Fantom Pine, hosted by Joe Zefiur and featuring musical interludes.
Broadcasting out of Zone X from the Sangre Hare studios in Fantom Pine you are now tuned to 66.6 BIZR FM. I am your host Joe Zefiur and tonight as always we will be covering all the happenings in and around the Fantom Pine area. The following program is for your entertainment and more pertinently for your safety. Welcome all residents, listeners from afar, and all encompassing entities to whom it may concern to 66.6 BIZR FM, Your source for all the news in the town of Fantom Pine, where the sun never rises and the red moon never blinks.