Taking Off

Nuns line dancing to Grace Jones - Whoever heard of such a ridiculous thing? But that's what 81-year-old Winifred saw the last time, on her trip. They weren't normal nuns either, they were men in drag. Things have gotten all out of sorts at the Women's Institute - the posh people are asking awkward questions since she started mixing with Mr Scrump E Cider - a drug dealer in the next door semi. It might be time to sell up and take off before it's too late!