Let me get this out of the way right now.
None of this happened.
The events that are talked about here are fictional, fake, untrue.
Except for the ones that aren't.
Which may possibly be all of them.
So to recap, this isn't real, except for the parts that are.
Got it? Because I don't want to hear about it later.
Welcome to Stories From The Wasteland
A podcast featuring weird and strange stories.
Created, Written, and Performed by Vaughn Ashby.