One day this mysterious traveling merchant sold us a talisman he called a snake's paw, explaining that it would grant us three wishes. We thought that sounded legit, so we bought it. For our first wish, we asked to meet H. P. Lovecraft. That did NOT pan out well, and we wasted our second wish reversing the first one. For our last wish, we asked for a successful horror-comedy podcast featuring original scripts, stories, and pitches. We're feeling optimistic about it! I mean, heck, what could go wrong?