Hello, and welcome to the Mistholme Museum of Mystery, Morbidity, and Mortality. This Audio Tour Guide is aware that this is your first visit to the museum! On behalf of the Museum: Welcome! It's a pleasure to have you with us here today. The Audio Tour Guide will be your window into the history of the museum and its exhibits today.
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