Known online as TrUtHSeEk3r_SEXMachine69, Dave is the internet's pre-eminent voice in prepping for an alien invasion that would otherwise catch us all with our pants down.
Serving as the advice columnist for Specul8 Publishing's Invasion of the Saucer-Men from Mars! anthology, Dave is busy exposing things you never wanted to see. (Except within 500 metres of any public school by official court order)